Mile
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"So pretend that you're a team at Chapeaux Hat company. What does Chapeaux mean? Right, it means 'hat.' So that's kind of a double entendre."

[for literally any situation at all]
"The example I like to use here is the iPod."

"'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.' It was Abraham Lincoln who said that."

"And I'm sure that you all are very aware of budget. You're a bank, after all."