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According to spam, these are the most sought-after items in the entire world:

• Viagra
• Penis enlargement medication
• Really, anything to do with a penis
• Or anything to do with medication, for that matter
• Expensive watches
• Stock tips
• Office 2007
• Loans at ridiculous interest rates
• Debt reduction, probably due to loans at ridiculous interest rates
• Cheap degrees, perhaps to avoid racking up any additional debt

Spam: the American Dream, in your inbox.