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November 26, 2008

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Fun with Stats, November '08

I'm thankful for search keyphrases and the free content they provide. Also, according to my stats, I'm thankful for readers who pimp this blog in the Wired comment sections. Because lord knows I'd love to have the Wired crowd descend like a locust horde, leaving behind only poor grammar and insinuations about my sexuality.

  • erotic stories cannibal gay displayed in the butchers shop: Thanks, Internet. I'll never get that image out of my head.
  • thesis statement for the silence of the lambs: "Cannibalism is the lesser of two evils." (except when used in erotic butcher fiction)
  • internet, satire, project, robot (individual search terms): This is pretty much our mission statement here.
  • trent reznor fx voice -nude reverb: I have to confess, I'm curious about this one. What results was he getting before that he needed to add the "-nude" modifier? The mind boggles.
  • frustrated with people who lack due respect for boolean logic and blinded with psychology!: Sounds like a personal problem to me. True or false, was your mother a particularly logical woman?
  • senator thomas wilburn: Can you imagine? I'd be mad with power.
  • tinarie van wyk loots: Lots of searches for Ms. van Wyk-Loots this month in various permutations. Well... relatively-speaking there were a lot. Three.
  • taking acid and watching the maxx: I don't recommend it, but if he can't be talked out of it, I'd like to hear this guy report back afterward. What's left of him.

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