April 11, 2005

Filed under: random»comedy_and_tragedy

Best. Warning. Ever.

From an A&W Cream Soda, 20oz plastic bottle (emphasis mine):

WARNING: CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE. CAP MAY BLOW OFF CAUSING EYE OR OTHER SERIOUS INJURY. POINT AWAY FROM FACE AND PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY WHILE OPENING.

I don't know about you, but it makes me want to go shake up some cream soda.

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