Thomas: So the lead actress from this movie that I just watched, 6ixtynin9, looks a lot like a tall, super-skinny version of you.
Belle: Oh yeah? What's her name?
Thomas: Lalita Panyopas.
Belle: And where's the movie from again?
Belle: So why don't you just go to Thailand and date this Lalita chick if you like her so much?
Thomas: What? Fine! Maybe I will!
Belle: BAAAAAABE! NOOOO!
Freeze, curtain falls, audience applauds.
We are nothing if not consistent in our shtick.