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May 9, 2006

Filed under: random»personal

A conversation, imagined

Thomas: So the lead actress from this movie that I just watched, 6ixtynin9, looks a lot like a tall, super-skinny version of you.

Belle: Oh yeah? What's her name?

Thomas: Lalita Panyopas.

Belle: And where's the movie from again?

Thomas: Thailand.

Belle: So why don't you just go to Thailand and date this Lalita chick if you like her so much?

Thomas: What? Fine! Maybe I will!

Belle: BAAAAAABE! NOOOO!

Freeze, curtain falls, audience applauds.

We are nothing if not consistent in our shtick.

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